Good evening fellow horror fanatics, and welcome to the newest episode of We Belong Dead! Now, for some of you, this may be your first exposure to our show, and for that we apologize. As for the rest of you, you’ve been with us for awhile now, and to be honest, we’re a bit worried on your behalf. But regardless of all of that, we are glad you have decided to stop by and take a listen to our humble show. In this episode, we take some time to give you an idea on what to expect from future releases, as well as answer some questions from longtime listeners. And as usual, we play you a couple groovy tunes as well. So sit back, relax, and we hope you enjoy the show!

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And let us know which song you liked more on this episode. Once we get enough favorited songs, we will start a WBD Spotify playlist for additional listening pleasure!

SALO!

Hey there fellow horror junkies! Time to gather ’round the ol’ internet box and give a listen to the newest episode of We Belong Dead. This week we focus on something we’ve talked about throughout the span of this show: double features! These are movies that just pair well together due to things like tone, subject matter, director, etc and we decided to provide you with a solid sampling of some of our favorites.

Also, we’re planning to take things up a notch with the show and hopefully reach our oh so devoted fans a bit easier. With any luck, the next episode will be available on more platforms and therefore more readily available to you! So stay tuned and come along for the ride!

And don’t forget to let us know what song you dug more this episode. Once we get enough songs put together, we will set up a Spotify playlist for some additional listening pleasure!

SALO!

Hey there boys and girls, I hope you’re ready to laugh! Because this week, your favorite horror lovin’ chuckleheads have decided to put together their lists of some of their favorite horror comedies. We’ve got a good mix of some of the more obvious entries into the genre blended in with some flicks that you may not have heard of. So dig in, and let us know of any horror comedies you love that may not have made our lists!

And don’t forget to let us know which song you dug more this episode. Once we get enough songs put together, we will set up a Spotify playlist for some additional listening pleasure!

SALO!

Well, 2020 has been one hell of a ride boys and girls. And the fellas here at We Belong Dead are pretty damn eager to catch this past year in our rear view. But before we can do that, we wanted to leave you one last present under the Christmas tree. So we decided to do what every other podcast is likely doing right now and run down some of our favorite Christmas themed horror flicks! So enjoy, and feel free to drop us a line and tell us what your favorite bits of holiday carnage are.

And don’t forget to let us know which song you dug more this episode. Once we get enough songs put together, we will set up a Spotify playlist for some additional listening pleasure!

STUFF THAT IN YOUR STOCKING!

Good evening fellow Mutants, and welcome back to the newest episode of We Belong Dead! This time around, we are focusing on the Comfort Food horror movies. That is to say, movies that you enjoy watching on snowy days or days when you’re stuck at home while sick. And of course, you get the normal reefer-fueled devilry and groovy tunes that you’ve come to expect from us.

Speaking of which, don’t forget to comment on whose song you liked better this episode. Once we get enough songs put together, we will set up a Spotify playlist for some additional listening pleasure!

SALO!

And now for the moment that at least, like, two of you have been waiting for: the triumphant return of We Belong Dead! We know that 2020 has felt a bit…off… so far and I think we all know why. It’s obviously because you haven’t gotten to hear the sultry tones of your favorite horror nerds talking about the shit that they love!

It’s nearing the end of November, so you know what that means. It’s time to go over our 31 Days of Halloween lists! And know that I’m thinking about it , this might actually be the closest to on time that this episode has ever been… Anyway, sit back, relax, and rejoice in the fact that the year is now fixed, because the We Belong Dead is back!

SALO!

Hey there boys and girls!  Your buddies Lono and Ian are back with another round of horror-related tomfoolery for you listening enjoyment!  This week we have some pretty big news regarding the future of the show, along with the usual ridiculousness that you’ve come to expect from us.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

Have any thoughts about anything we discussed here this week? Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And be sure to follow our Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube accounts for even more goodies!

SALO!

Good evening loyal listeners!  This week we are back to our regularly scheduled programming.  That’s right, this episode isn’t a film commentary, a franchise-themed exploration, or three hours of us listing off shit we watched in October.  No, this episode is all about what you love and keep coming back for: two horror loving stoners hanging out and talking about the genre that we adore.  So check it out and enjoy!

Have any thoughts about anything we discussed here this week?  Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.  And be sure to follow our Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube accounts for even more goodies!

SALO!

Good evening loyal listeners!  It is now mid January of 2020, so you know what that means: it’s time for us to release our viewing list for October of 2019!  So yeah, okay.  This episode may be a bit late, even by WBD standards.  But we know it will be worth the wait for at least three of you.

You know the drill by now, Ian and Lono watched at least one horror movie per day for the month of October.  We’ve compiled our lists of what we watched and are here to talk about em.  Some movies were fantastic, some were old favorites, and some were dig-your-eyeballs-out-with-a-rusty-spoon terrible.  So give it a listen and enjoy!

Have anything to say about the movies we watched or want to share what you watched?  Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.  And be sure to follow our FB and Insta pages for all of the goings on of your favorite locally sourced, 100% organic horror podcast!

SALO!

And now for the moment that we’ve all been waiting for: the second part of this year’s Halloween Spookfuckular with our feature commentary for the newest entry into the Halloween franchise!  Sit back and enjoy as we go over this film with a fine toothed comb and bring some hilarity along for the ride.  Did we love this movie?  Did we hate it?  Is it a necessary entry into the series?  Does Jamie Lee Curtis deserve her status as Top Bitch Scream Queen?  Listen up and find out!

SALO!

It’s that time of year boys and girls!  That’s right, it’s the time where Ian and Lono do their damnedest to create timely Halloween themed content that ends up coming out a month late!  But, honestly, at this point in our relationship would you expect anything different?  This time we took on the arduous task of watching and reviewing all of the entries in the Halloween franchise.  That’s right, even that one.  There are alot of mixed emotions flying around on this episode, with just a dash or two of mental anguish.  So you’d best appreciate this one.  And keep tuning in, because in a few days we will be following up this episode by dropping our feature commentary for the great (?) Halloween 2018!

SALO!

Good evening loyal listeners!  We apologize for the radio silence lately, but personal obligations have kept us from being as timely on episode releases as we would all like.  This one is going to be one of our “looser” episodes, as we are a bit limited on what we could discuss with the upcoming holiday themed episodes approaching.  Speaking of, keep your eyes peeled here as our annual Halloween Spookfuckular and 31 Days of Halloween specials should be popping up very soon!  In the meantime, enjoy our ramblings for now and get into the spirit of our most holy of holidays, Halloween!

And don’t forget to send us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com for any questions, praises, or criticisms that you may have.  Also, follow our Facebook and Instagram pages to keep up with the show!

SALO!

Alright boys and girls, you already know how this one is going to start off.  We lost a titan of the genre and one helluva guy, Sid Haig.  Hope you’re ready to listen to two horror nerds talk about a hero while on the verge of tears for about 45 minutes, because that’s what you’re getting.  It seems almost impossible to put into words what the man meant to us, but we give it our damnedest.  After that, we go into the normal flow of things and then introduce you to a new, and not at all confusing, game that we hope you enjoy.  Let us know what you think by dropping us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or through the WBD Facebook and Instagram pages!

SALO!

Good evening loyal listeners!  As per usual, after the annual mayhem of the Scares That Care Weekend Convention, we takes a brief hiatus to recoup and gather our thoughts.  We are now back and, hopefully, as good as ever.  On this episode, we go through all of the ins and outs of this year’s excursion and then discuss some of the flicks that we watched since we last checked in with you degenerates.   Sprinkle in some cool tunes, and we are back to the show that you know and love!  So kick back and enjoy the newest episode of We Belong Dead!

And don’t forget to send us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com for any questions, praises, or criticisms that you may have.  Also, follow our Facebook and Instagram pages to keep up with the show!

SALO!

Alright loyal listeners, here’s the episode that we have all been waiting for.  The episode that we honestly thought would never happen.  The episode where we lowly indie podcasters had the greatest of honors to not only meet, but interview, the legend himself: Mr. Joe Bob “Muthafuckin” Briggs!  To say that this was a dream come true is the greatest of understatements, and we have Darcy the Mail Girl to thank for it all.  She’s just the best.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy as the Joe Bob washes over you thanks to the boys of We Belong Dead!

JOE BOB BRIGGS:

http://www.joebobbriggs.net, Twitter – @therealjoebob, Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/JoeBobBriggs, Instagram – joebobbriggsofficial

DARCY THE MAIL GIRL:

http://www.kinkyhorror.com, Twitter – @kinky_horror, Instagram – dianaprincexo, Snapchat – dianaprincexo

SHUDDER:

http://www.shudder.com, Promo Code – JBB2019

SALO!

Okay boys and girls, it’s now time for the unfettered, likely drunken, chaos that you’ve come to expect from our live shows at the Scares That Care Weekend Convention!  It’s a two-for-one deal as you now have in your possession both live shows in one episode.  Hopefully, through all of the bedlam, you get an idea of the fun that we have at this event every year.  And you’d best believe we will be back to do it all over again next year!

And don’t forget to follow our FaceBook and Instagram accounts for updates and news regarding your favorite underground horror podcast!

SALO!

The Scares That Care 2019 convention weekend is just around the corner boys and girls!  In just a couple of days we will be en route to Williamsburg for our favorite event of the year, and we’re taking you along for the ride!  But before that, we wanted to check in and let you in on what to expect from us for the upcoming shenanigans that are sure to ensue.  So sit back and get fuckin’ excited with us for Scares That Care 2019!

And don’t you fret, there is still time to donate to our fundraiser for STC 2019 at the link below.  So please give if you can and share that link!

https://www.gofundme.com/wbd-podcast039s-campaign-for-scares-that-care-2019

SALO!

Do you know what time it is?  Of course you do!  It’s time to kick back with your favorite horror hosts, Ian and Lono, and enjoy another brand new episode of We Belong Dead!  On tonight’s episode, we give you an inside scoop on the most relevant (but likely outdated at this point) horror news and go over a some frightful flicks that we recently watched.  We follow that up with our take on Bloody Disgusting’s list of 75 iconic horror movie moments!  And, of course, we throw in some groovy tunes for good measure.  So relax, and enjoy the newest offering of We Belong Dead!

Now it’s time for a bit of real talk.  We don’t want to get all “disappointed dads” on you loyal listeners, but we’ve got less than a month to go on the fundraiser for Scares That Care 2019, and we aren’t exactly where we would like to be.  So please, search your dark little hearts and your couch cushions for loose change, and help us raise a bit more money for what we think is one of the noblest of causes.  So follow the link below to give what you can and spread it around!

https://www.gofundme.com/wbd-podcast039s-campaign-for-scares-that-care-2019

And don’t forget to send us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com for any questions, praises, or criticisms that you may have.  Also, follow our Facebook and Instagram pages to keep up with the show!

SALO!

Welcome back, boys and girls, to another episode of your favorite underground horror show, We Belong Dead!  It’s been awhile, so this a more relaxed one.  We obviously acknowledge, and do our best to pay tribute to, the recently passed legend that is Roky Erickson.  After that, we give you the best horror news that last month has to offer, and then give you a glimpse into our sordid viewing history for the past few weeks.

Also, please help in any way that you can with our annual fundraiser for Scares That Care.  The fundraiser is now live, so throw us some bucks if you can, and spread that link around!  We want to reach as many people as possible this year, so please spread the word!

https://www.gofundme.com/wbd-podcast039s-campaign-for-scares-that-care-2019

And, once you’re done throwing some money that way, be sure to show our amazing sponsors some love at pseudoludo.bigcartel.com

SALO!

At long last, the oft spoken of but rarely executed, triumphant return of Radio: LONO!  It’s been awhile folks, but ol’ Lono has curated quite the collection of oh so groovy tunes for ya!  So stick in in your earholes and REJOICE!

LOTION 

Howdy folks, and welcome back to another wondrous episode of We Belong Dead!  We’ve got a good bit of news for you this time as well as some potentially mind blowing announcements on this one, so listen up and enjoy!

Have questions, critiques, or praises that you wanna lay on us?  Shoot us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com!  And be sure to keep up to date with your favorite small town horror heroes by subscribing to our FB and Instagram pages.

And as always, try to show our favorite horror merch buddies some love at pseudoludo.bighcartel.com.

SALO! 

Good evening boys and girls, and welcome back to another frightfully delightful episode of We Belong Dead!  We’re going a bit looser this time around, as Lono and Ian delve into all of the horror news that we’ve amassed since our last episode as well as all of the flicks that we’ve recently watched.  Some of the movies were great, some not so much, and some were outright goddamn travesties.  And of course, we’ve got a couple groovy tunes for you as well!  So relax, and let our dark, sticky goodness wash over you yet again with another episode of We Belong Dead!

Feel free to reach out to us with any praises, questions, or criticisms at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.  Also, be sure to follow our FB and Insta pages for all of the goings on of your favorite local horror nerds!

And please, send some love to our good friends at pseudoludo.bigcartel.com for some truly amazing merch!

SALO! 

At long last, we are back to give you the episode that you’ve all been clamoring for!  The episode where we shine a spotlight on a movie that’s very near and dear to our black, shriveled hearts: Spider Baby!  We are beyond excited to take a deep dive into this Jack Hill classic, and you loyal listeners are along for the ride.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy as we tell you all you ever wanted to know about the “Maddest Story Ever Told”!

Be sure to drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com with any questions, critiques, and ideas for the show.  Also, follow us on or Facebook and Instagram pages to keep up to date with WBD goings on.

And for the love of all that is unholy, show our sponsors some love at pseudoludo.bigcartel.com.  We guarantee that you won’t regret it.  And tell ’em We Belong Dead sent ya!

SALO!

Happy Halloween kiddies!  Okay, so we’re a bit late with this one.  But it’s not like our previous 31 Days Specials have been the most timely releases, so you kinda should’ve known what you were getting into.  Anywho, you know the drill.  This annual episode is chock full of the flicks that Lono and Ian watched throughout the best damn month of the year, in celebration of what’s essentially our Christmas, HALLOWEEN!  So enjoy, and let us know what flicks you devoured to get into the holiday spirit!

Speaking of, let us know if you have any questions or input by sending us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.  And be sure to follow us on our FB and Insta pages for show updates and other such nonsense.

And last but not least, we know you have a horror fan on your Christmas list who is tough to shop for.  So get them a package of original horror goodness from Pseudo Ludo at pseudoludo.bigcartel.com !

SALO!

Well hello boys and girls, long time no see!  We apologize for the unexpected hiatus, but these things do happen.  But never fear!  This year’s annual Halloween Spookfuckular is worth the wait!  This go round, we have changed things up a bit.  We have decided to do a double feature that pairs the wonderfully kooky and creepy House on Haunted Hill with it’s criminally underrated remake!  So sit back, relax, and listen to a couple of horror fans forget that they are recording a damn podcast with this year’s Spookfuckular.

ARSENIC ON THE ROCKS

Welcome back as we chronicle the (apparently) twice in a lifetime experience of seeing the Evil One, Roky Erickson, in concert!  We go over the show itself, the killer opening acts, and the collected shenanigans of your favorite stoner horror fiends that transpired over the weekend.  So tune in and enjoy!

SPUTNIK!

Well, hello boys and girls!  Long time, no see!  Apologies for being off air for so long, but sometimes life gets in the way.  And in this case it got in the way for about two months straight.  But fear not, we are back and probably as good as ever just in time for the holiday season.  In this episode, we catch you and ourselves up on news, WBD goings on, and the plethora of good stuff that we watched while we were away.  And we played a groovy new game to boot!  So enjoy as we get back to business as usual and delve into the murky waters of the genre that we love so much.

As always, feel free to reach out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.  And be sure to follow us on our Facebook and INstagram pages.

And of course, always show our sponsors some love at pseudoludo.bigcartel.com!

Simalamalemago

Here’s the moment that you’ve been waiting for kiddies!  We’ve compiled the audio from both of our live shows at this year’s STC Weekend Convention for your listening pleasure.  As with the previous years, the audio on these can be a bit dodgy due to the chaotic nature of both the shows and the crowd.  You have been warned.  Enjoy!

Want to get in contact with your favorite horror hosts?  Send us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail or contact us via our FB and Insta pages.

And lastly, always remember to show our sponsors some love at pseudoludo.bigcartel.com

SHEER!

Welcome to the first entry in our We Belong Dead side stories show, Missing Reels!  Like WBD, this is of course still a horror centric show.  But we just wanted to have a different and somewhat looser format than the one we have recently cultivated.  We will primarily still work with the new format where we mostly focus on one film and discuss it at length.  But every five episodes or so, expect to see a change up to the next Missing Reels.  This episode, we get to some news, delve into the whirlwind experience that was The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs, and also get into some heavier subject matter revolving around the censorship of entertainment and those who create.  So check it out, and be sure to let us know what you think.

As always, you can reach us on our Facebook and Instagram pages as well as webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

And we are in the dwindling days before Scares That Care.  So if you can, please donate if you can/share the link if you can’t for our STC fundraiser at https://www.gofundme.com/wdb-2018-scares-that-care-campaign

Also, if you were interested in the Vice mini doc we mentioned on the show, here’s the link:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBu3g4kiwck&t=69s

EXPLOIT!

Welcome back boys and girls to a very special episode of We Belong Dead!  Why is it special, you may ask?  Because not only are we shining a spotlight on the horrifying summer classic Sleepaway Camp, but we have a surprise guest appearance by CotHW alumn AJ! So come with us as we delve into one of our favorite schlocky flicks and enjoy!

As always, contact us through our social media pages or webelongdeadpod@gmail.com if you have any questions or ideas that you want to pass along to us.  but most importantly, please help us however you can to raise funds for Scares That Care at  https://www.gofundme.com/wdb-2018-scares-that-care-campaign

And of course, send our sponsors some love at https://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

SALO!

Welcome back to the new and improved We Belong Dead!  This week we tackle the Stephen King classic, Pet Sematary.  Thought of by many as one of King’s most frightful tales, has it held up over the years since it’s release?  Listen up and and find out!  Also added onto this page are some links that we discuss in the episode, provided here for some extra horror goodness.

As always, contact us through our social media pages or webelongdeadpod@gmail.com if you have any questions or ideas that you want to pass along to us.  But most importantly, please help us however you can to raise money for Scares That Care at https://www.gofundme.com/wdb-2018-scares-that-care-campaign

And lest we forget, be sure to show our amazing sponsor some love at pseudoludo.bigcartel.com

Here are some of the links we mentioned in the show for you to check out:

Interview with Joe Whiteford #1                                                                                                         https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com/2015/07/01/conversations-with-the-weird-joe-whiteford-of-harley-poe/

Interview with Joe Whiteford #2                                                                                                         https://dispatchespodcast.wordpress.com/2015/07/01/conversations-with-the-weird-joe-whiteford-of-harley-poe-returns/

Zerner Explaining the F13 Hullabaloo                                                                                               https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-uq75IloTk

SALO!

Welcome back and buckle up as we dive into the underappreciated Clive Barker classic, Lord of Illusions!  Tune in as we dissect this wonderful gem of a film with all of it’s highs and (just a couple of) it’s lows.  And be sure to keep an eye out here and on our other social media sources for news regarding our fundraising plan for Scares That Care 2018!

Have ideas for a future episode or just wanna drop us a line?  Reach out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com !  And watch our FB and Insta pages to know what’s going on with your favorite horror loving stoners.

As always, show some love to our sponsors and get some amazing merch from pseudoludo.bigcartel.com

SALO!

We’re back and keeping the new format rolling with the 90’s classic, John Carpenter’s Vampires!  We dig in and discuss the highs and lows of a movie that may or may not have aged as well as we’d hoped.  So tune in and find out what we thought!  Also, keep an eye out here and on our other social media outlets for news regarding our fundraising plan for Scares That Care 2018!

Have ideas for a future episode or just wanna drop us a line?  Reach out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com@gmail.com!  And watch our FB and Insta pages to know what’s going on with your favorite horror loving stoners.

As always, show some love to our sponsors and get some amazing merch from pseudoludo.bigcartel.com

SALO!

Howdy folks! Welcome to the first episode of our new ongoing format!  For those who haven’t already heard, we’re switching things up a bit for the foreseeable future.  While certain elements of the show remain basically the same, we are now going to devote a large portion of every episode to a different movie each week.  And we decided to come out the gate strong with a favorite of ours, House of 1000 Corpses.  So sit back with a heaping plate of fried chicken and enjoy the show!

Questions or comments?  Like the new format?  Have any suggestions for future episodes?  Let us know at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com .  And don’t forget to follow us on FB and Insta to keep up with the newest goings on with the show!

And as always, show our wonderful sponsors some love at pseudoludo.bigcartel.com .  They’ve got some big things coming up that you won’t want to miss!

SALO!

Ian here.  While checking our messages for We Belong Dead, I came across a weird one.  It came from a strange address with a subject line that simply said “Play Me”.  I asked our buddy Lono about it, and he said he had no idea where it came from.  But I have my doubts.  I decided to go ahead and post it, but beware.  I know not what madness lies beyond this recording…..

REJOICE!

Welcome back kiddies!  Apologies for the radio silence lately, but we have been set back a bit lately due to poor weather and work situations.  This time we’ve got quite a bit of news and such to share with you, some groovy tunes, and the return of a couple old segments that we haven’t tried for awhile.  And be sure to stick it out til the end to get an update on some changes that we are making to the show’s format starting on this upcoming episode!

We hope you enjoy and if you have any feedbcak for us be sure to drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.  And don’t forget to follow us on FB and Insta!

As always, don’t forget to show our sponsors some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

SALO!

Welcome back kiddies!  Lono and Ian are back in a fairly low key episode as we get back into the groove of things.  It’s been awhile since we’ve done a regular episode, so we took a relaxed approach and decided to just get you loyal listeners up to date with some news, went over a ton of movies that we’ve seen but haven’t had a chance to talk about on air, and played a couple sweet tunes as well.  So relax and dig in!

Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com for any feedback you may have for us.  And don’t forget to keep up to date with us on our FB and Insta pages!

And as always, show our wonderful sponsors some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

SALO!

Hoo boy!  So the WBD boys just sat down and watched Hellraiser: Judgement and immediately put this episode together for your listening pleasure.  Did we like it?  I won’t spoil it for you here.  But rest assured, it was better than Revelations.  So that’s good, right?

Any future releases you want us to review/break down?  Shoot us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com .  Also, don’t forget to follow us on FB and Insta to get the low down on what’s coming up for WBD!

And for suffering’s sake, show our wonderful sponsors some love over at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

DICKENS

Well it’s unfortunately that time of year again.  The time where we take note of all of the figures in the genre that we’ve lost in the past year.  We’ve done our best to make sure that this episode isn’t a completely gloomy affair, so take a listen and pay your respects with Lono and Ian.  Hopefully next year’s episode will be a hell of a lot shorter.

As always, feel free to drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and be sure to follow our FB and Insta pages.

And be sure to show our sponsor some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

SALO!

We were able to release this in a somewhat timely manner!  It’s a New Year’s miracle!!!  Did you ask for an episode where two horror nerds sit around talking about their favorite genre releases of the year?  No?  Well too bad, because that’s what you’ve got.  Sit back and relax as Lono and Ian discuss what they think were the best movies, TV, and other releases of 2017.  And as an extra treat, we give you a little taste of what to expect from 2018.  You’re welcome.

Any ideas/requests for what you wanna see from us in 2018?  Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and don’t forget to follow us on FB and Insta.

We know you’ve still got some Christmas money from Granny burning a hole in your pocket, so hop on over to Pseudo Ludo’s site and get some amazing stuff!  http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

SALO!

HO HO HOrror!!!  Ok so it’s not really much of a Christmas episode per se, but we do dive into that a bit.  But mostly this episode is just a check in between us and you loyal listeners.  Due to multiple factors, we haven’t been super consistent releases lately,  but we are working to get back to it.  So be patient with us, and we will be back to business as usual soon.  As a bonus on this episode, hear what happens when Lono makes a horror novice sit through all of the Saw movies and report back to us!

Send some love our way by reaching out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or going to our FB and Insta pages.

The holidays are upon us, so if you have some last minute shopping to do for your favorite horror nerd, head on over to Pseudo Ludo’s page and get some goodies!  http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

SALO!

The episode that you’ve been waiting for all year (and then some) is finally here!  Our time honored tradition of bringing you our viewing lists for the month of October has come to pass.  And I must say, both Lono and I had an interesting span of movies regarding sub genre, era, etc. so we think you’ll dig it!

Have any questions, concerns, ideas for the show?  Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and let us know!  And don’t forget to follow us on Facebook and Instagram to stay up to date with horror news and the general goings on of your very favorite horror podcast.

And lastly, don’t forget to show our sponsor some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/ .  The holidays are coming up and any horror junkie would be delighted to receive the grotesquely beautiful products that these fine folks are putting out.  So check ’em out and tell them that WBD sent ya!

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We are pleased (and oh so sorry) to present you with this year’s Halloween Spookfuckular episode showcasing the Clive Barker classic, Rawhead Rex!  Yes, we actually watched this full movie to provide a stellar feature commentary for you lovely people!

……..we really should be getting paid for this…..

BAPTISM!

We promised it and we delivered!  We caught up with our good buddy and fan favorite special guest, Steven, to get some insight into the impact that Hooper’s work had on him as a budding horror junkie.  So listen up and enjoy this bonus piece celebrating the work and legacy of the great Tobe Hooper!

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We know you’ve had a hankerin’ for a normal, non-themed episode for awhile now and we have delivered!  This week we had a return to normalcy as we’ve dusted off some of the old reliable bits for your listening pleasure.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy as our dulcet tones remind you why WBD is the best damn independent horror podcast that two stoners could create!

Have any ideas for Versus, Fuck/Marry/Kill, or any of our other bits?  Just want to tell us how awesome/terrible we are?  Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and let us know!

And don’t forget about our amazing sponsors, Pseudo Ludo!  They’ve got alot of cool, original stuff in the shop now so be sure to check it out at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/ .  And tell em We Belong Dead sent ya!

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Goddamn it.  This one was tough to get through as well.  As you well know by this point, the great Tobe Hooper recently left us.  This was hard for either of us to process here at WBD, but we wanted to give you guys and gals a fairly positive take on the situation.  We didn’t want to dwell on the hurt or loss as much as we easily could have, so instead we decided to go through almost all of Hooper’s films and talk about how they impacted us and helped to mold us into the horror fanatics that we have become.  Hope you enjoy the episode and that it gives you some semblance of joy in the wake of such a massive loss to the genre and community.

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As you well know by this point, one of the absolute giants of the genre passed recently.  Admittedly, we’ve been putting this episode off for a bit because we weren’t sure how to approach it.  Would we do a filmography review? Give a bunch of cool trivia and behind the scenes tidbits?  Or would it be a depressing weepfest about the hero we lost and what he meant to us?  Okay, maybe its a bit of all of the above.  But hopefully you enjoy it and maybe it even puts a smile on your face as we pay tribute to the absolute legend that is George A. Romero.

Listed below are some recommended docs if you want to learn more about the man, his work, and his legacy:

One for the Fire: The Legacy of Night of the Living Dead                                                              Document of the Dead                                                                                                                          Birth of the Living Dead                                                                                                                       World’s End: The Legacy of Day of the Dead                                                                                     Just Desserts: The Making of Creepshow

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Hoooboy!  What a night!  We were beyond blown away by the performances we experienced the other night.  Neither Lono or I thought we’d ever have the pleasure of seeing this goddamn legend in person, and it certainly didn’t hurt that the opening act from the Death Valley Girls was a certified scorcher as well!  So join us as we go through the journey that was our weekend and enjoy the tunes!

WEED BLIND AND ROKY STRUTTIN

Prepare yourselves for a blast to the past!  A time of dusty shelves, dimly lit but oh so enticing back rooms, and some of the best damn cover art that we young horror fanatics had seen before or since.  Join us as we look back on some of our favorite and most effective covers, all while joined by returning fan favorite guest Steven!

What did you think?  Did we miss any that were impactful to you as a youngin?  Let us know at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.  And don’t forget to follow us on Facebook and Instagram!

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Ok so I lied.  THIS is the final STC 2017 episode.  This time around, you get to hear about all of our adventures outside of the podcasting as we talk to celebs, buy too much merch, and meet up with old friends.  So enjoy and keep an eye out for the upcoming epic that is WBD Episode 50!

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And now for the dramatic (ok, not really) conclusion to the epic adventure that was our last live show for STC 2017!  We had alot of fun on this one and so did the crowd, so forgive us if the audio is a bit hard to decipher from time to time.  But many thanks to those who came to the show, as well as all of you who supported us.  And of course the biggest thanks to Joe Ripple, Brian Keene, and the rest of the STC crew for having us back for our third year.  We are more than thankful to all of you who make this event possible for the benefit of others.  Just having a small part in it pumps a bit of life into our dead, dark little hearts.  So enjoy!  And support Scares That Care in any way you can.

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This was an interesting show for sure.  We sat down with the hosts of some other podcasts in front of a live audience to answer the questions of “how”, “when”, and “why the fuck?” we do this crazy thing in the first place.  Hope you enjoy listening to a bunch of horror nerds like ourselves talk shop on how we do things, and of course if you have any questions of your own, feel free to give us a shout at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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Finally, here it is!  We’ve been eagerly awaiting our return to the Scares That Care Weekend Convention, and this year did not disappoint!  We had a blast and want to thank you all from the bottoms of our black little hearts for contributing to the fundraiser and spreading the word for this amazing cause.  We will be releasing all of our recordings from the con over the next few days.  First up, we’ve got our first live show that we recorded on Friday night.  Now keep in mind, this is a live show with quite a bit of audience interaction, so the audio may be a bit touchy but we’ve done what we can to make everything as clear as possible.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

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Are you excited boys and girls?  Because we sure as hell are!  We’ve got alot of exciting stuff coming up in the VERY near future including the big 5-0 and STC 2017!!!  But for now, enjoy this more compact, fun sized episode to hold you over for the time being and keep an eye out for the absolute smorgasbord of quality content that we’re gonna be sending your way very soon.

And don’t forget, our Gofundme is still live, but not for very much longer.  So if you feel the need to donate, head on over to https://www.gofundme.com/we-belong-deads-17-stc-fundraiser

And, lest we forget, please go to http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/  and give our amazing some love.  You won’t regret it!

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Well, we were doing so well keeping on schedule (granted, it was only two weeks in a row but credit where it’s due).  But we’re back and we’ve got a pretty interesting show for you guys this week.  We’ve got quite a bit of news to cover, some cool new music, and a pretty damn cool Recast where we’ve mixed the formula up a bit.  Also, we’ve got a rather in depth couple of Versus that we’re sure that you’ll enjoy.  So sit back, relax, and bask in the auditory glory of two We Belong Dead!

And in case you forgot, our STC Gofundme is still live, but time is running out!  So if you were planning to make a down to the wire donation, now is the time!  And again, if you can’t donate, please share the link to spread the word to those who can:  https://www.gofundme.com/we-belong-deads-17-stc-fundraiser

Also, don’t forget about our wonderful lifetime sponsors, Pseudo Ludo!  They’re constantly coming up with new and interesting products, so be sure to show them some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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Look at that, two weeks in a row!  It’s almost like we’re starting to get our shit together or something.  This week we’ve got a bit of news to bring to you, some great tunes, and a couple neglected bits that we know you’ve been clamoring for.  So enjoy and tune in next week (fingers crossed) for episode 48!

Don’t forget, we’ve still got about a month left for our STC Gofundme campaign, so please give if you can and either way hit that share button to spread the word!  You can find the page at https://www.gofundme.com/we-belong-deads-17-stc-fundraiser

And of course, always remember to show our amazing sponsors Pseudo Ludo some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

“So you’re saying that any restaurant that Ben goes into could potentially turn into a Bloodbath at the House of Death?”

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It’s soooooo good to be back ladies and gentlemen!  We’ve got new recording equipment, new software, and new medication all for the sake of bringing you the very best quality content that we can from here on out.  And we’ve got quite a bit to talk about so check it out and enjoy!

Even with all the other great stuff going on in this episode, the main takeaway from this one should be the push we are trying to make to raise funds again for Scares That Care.  You guys blew us away with your generosity last year, and we know you’ll make us proud again.  And for the love of all that’s unholy, PLEASE share that Gofundme link:  https://www.gofundme.com/we-belong-deads-17-stc-fundraiser

Got a little scratch left over after donating to the cause?  Show some love to our amazing lifetime sponsors, Pseudo Ludo at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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Alright boys and girls, bear with us here.  We apologize for the lack of content lately but promise that we will be back in the full swing of things soon.  But for now, we wanted to drop a brief episode for you to let you guys know that our STC Gofundme is up and running!  You all blew us away with your generosity last year and we can’t wait to see what you can do this time around!  As a bonus, we will have some goodies to give out to all of those who donate and want them, but we’ve also got something else in the works for you:  multiple tiers of fan rewards that will most likely result in the public humiliation of your favorite horror podcast hosts!  We hope that we can bring a healthy donation to STC this year, but we also understand that sometimes money is tight.  So if for whatever reason you can’t donate, we still love you, but please do your part in spreading the word to others to increase our chances.  You can find our page here:  https://www.gofundme.com/we-belong-deads-17-stc-fundraiser

We really appreciate you all being a part of this amazing cause and for sticking it out with us while we deal with some technical and scheduling issues.  But never fear, we will be back soon!

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Hey there kiddies!  Hope you’re ready for some good ol fashioned stoner horror fun!  We’ve got quite a bit to talk about this episode.  Both Lono and I have watched , bought, and preordered quite a bit this time around and boy howdy do we have some opinions.  Also, thanks to some listener mail (ahem) we’ve got some pretty great discussion, Versus, and FMK!  Add  to that a damn fine Recast and the ol reliable Fez of Fear and we’ve got quite the show for you.  So enjoy!

Wanna be a part of the show?  send us some ideas/feedback at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com .  And keep an eye on our FB and Insta accounts for horror news, show updates, and other general shenanigans.

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We were off to a bit of a rocky start with this one folks, but we powered through to provide you with some of the best damned horror content that two stoners could provide!  This episode we lament the untimely passing of Bill Paxton.  Then we move onto the tried and true segments that you’ve come to know and love.  And with this episode specifically, we’ve got some super groovy tunes that we think you will really dig.  So sit back, relax, and let us fill your earholes with some greasy horror goodness!

Have any topics you want us to discuss?  Any ideas for Versus or Fez of Fear entries?  Shoot us an email at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and let us know!  Also keep updated with our goings on via our FB and Insta pages.

And never forget, dear friends, that any pin or print related disposable income that you’ve got laying around should go straight to our good friends at Pseudo Ludo!  So head over to http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/ and show them some love.

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Aaaaaand we’re back!  The super depressing episode that we know that you’ve been clamoring for is finally here!  Unfortunately, we have to do this every year as more and more icons of the genre shuffle off from this mortal coil.  But it’s necessary to pay tribute to these talented people, so here we are.  So sit back, relax, and try not to cry as hard as Lono did as we go through this with you.

Next episode should be business as usual so if you have any ideas or things you want to hear us talk about, drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com .  Also be sure to keep an eye on our FB and Insta pages for updates and trivia/giveaways!

Ans as always, show our amazingly talented sponsors some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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Let me just apologize right off the bat.  And then follow that up by blaming this episode solely on Robbie.  If you’ve been listening to the show for awhile, you know what that means.  If not, well…you’s bout to find out.  But we had fun, so there!  Also, keep an eye out for our 2016 RIP Special that should be dropping in the next week or so.

Got some idea, feedback, gripes, gluten-free recipes that you’d like to share?  Send us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and we’ll check it out!  Also, don’t forget our FB and Insta pages with some new ongoing features in the very near future.

And of course, give our lovely sponsors some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/  .  Mostly cause they deserve it, and you need some cool horror schwag.

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We decided that with all the special episodes that we’ve been giving you lately, we would go back to basics this time.  We talk about some really cool stuff we’ve watched recently, Slash Cards makes it’s triumphant return, and as always we have some groovy tunes for you to enjoy as well.  So enjoy and have a great Christmas boils and ghouls!

And don’t forget to send us your feedback and questions at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and check out our FB and Insta pages.

Also, we know you’ve got Christmas money burning a hole in your pocket.  So go spend it on some truly amazing stuff over at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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All we can say is that you kids better appreciate this one.  Not only did Lono and Ian sit through the dumpster fire that was Ghostbusters 2016, this thing was plagued with technical issues from the jump.  So apologies on the late release, but hopefully it come through well for our loyal listeners.  And a special thanks to all of those who contributed to this one by sending us their mini reviews!  Some valid points were made by all and it was nice to hear some opposing views on this divisive film.

So what did you think of the movie?  Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and let us know!  Also don’t forget to follow us on our FB and Ista pages.

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The time has finally come boys and girls!  The oft spoken of but never heard (but not for lack of trying) Elm Street aficionado Aaron is finally in the studio talking about a series that very near and dear to his greasy little heart.  So sit back and enjoy as we dissect all the films of this much beloved series in great and gory detail!

What horror series would you like us to spotlight next?  Let us know at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com .  And keep an eye on our FB and Insta pages for all kinds of gruesome goodies!

And while they don’t have any Freddy merch (yet), be sure to spend that holiday cash right over at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

“Milfy as shit.”

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We know you’ve been waiting oh so patiently for this episode kiddies!  Apologies for the radio silence for the past couple weeks, but we are back and better than ever.  This episode we finally dissect the films that we watched for our annual 31 Days of Halloween tradition.  And it was a good one this year as both Lono and Ian watched quite a few films for the first time and have gotten quite a few solid recommendations because of it.  So sit back, relax, and listen to a couple horror nerds talk about 60ish flicks for a full three hours!  You’re welcome.

What did you watch this Halloween season?  Any pleasant surprises?  Let us know at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com!  And don’t forget to check out our FB and Insta pages for updates on the show and all kinds of bonus creepy goodies!

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Apologies for the delay loyal listeners, but due to some technical difficulties we had to split our Spookfuckular into two parts.  So sit back and enjoy the ridiculousness that is the classic Waxwork II: Lost in Time!!!

What films do you wanna see us dissect next?  Let us know at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or let us know what you think on our FB and Insta pages.

While they may not have any pins of a Crucified and sliced open Bruce Campbell (yet) be sure to give our wonderful sponsors some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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Apologies for the delay loyal listeners, but due to some technical difficulties we had to split our Spookfuckular into two parts.  So sit back and enjoy the ridiculousness that is the classic Waxwork! ?(Part 2 to follow tomorrow)

What films do you wanna see us dissect next?  Let us know at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or let us know what you think on our FB and Insta pages.

While they may not have any pins of old British hunters in motorized wheelchairs (yet) be sure to give our wonderful sponsors some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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Ok boils and ghouls, this one gets a bit dark as we dissect the goddamn dumpster fire that is The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again!  We may get a bit bitchy this time around, but you’ll thank us because we watched it so you don’t have to.  Outside of that, we’ve got the tried and true bits that you’ve come to expect including the triumphant return of…..Que?

Want to vent to us regarding the new Rocky Horror?  Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or hit us up on our FB or Insta pages.

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“Dick Miller is…..Mission: Killfast!”

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It’s back to normal folks as Ian and Lono get back in the studio to resume your normally scheduled programming.  We dust off some classics as we go through our normal bits of Versus, Word Sneak, and The Fez of Fear!  So enjoy as we babble on for another episdoe of We Belong Dead!

And don’t forget to give us some feedback at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or check out our posts on FB or Insta.

As always, please for the love of Tobe Hooper give some love to the good people over at Pseudo Ludo at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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It’s finally time BOOOOYYYs and girls!  After an ever increasingly long wait, we have finally been grace with the newest (and final?) Phantasm film.  What di the WBD boys think?  Listen up and find out as we dissect the most recent flick as well as the other classic installments that we have all come to love with the fullness of our dark little hearts!

What should we do as our next special spotlight episode?  Reach out to us at webelongdeapod@gmail.com or our FB or Insta pages and let us know what you wanna hear about!

And if you Jizz Wailin’ Ya’ Doggies want some real Phantastic street cred, head on over to pseudoludo.bigcartel.com and get their “Tall Dude” pin before they disappear forever!

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Welcome boys and girls for yet another very special Streamatorium episode!  This time we tackle personal favorite of Lono, Ian, and hopefully you with Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.  So sit back, relax, and join us in bringing in the sheaves!

Have a movie you want us to cover on our  next Streamo?  Let us know at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or on our FB and Insta pages.

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We’ve got a special one for ya today, kiddies!  In a rare timely fashion, we have decided to dissect one of the most divisive film makers of our most beloved genre, Rob Zombie.  We go through all of his directorial efforts from House of 1000 Corpses to the recently presented 31 (so spoilers, natch).  So love him or hate him, sit back and enjoy as we show some love to the man behind it all.

Do you agree with our support of the man?  Let us know at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or on our FB or Instagram pages.

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Well it’s been a good, long run but this episode we have to say a heartfelt goodbye to one of the greats: Mr. Gene Wilder.  It hurt and took us all by surprise but we shall always remember him as one of the wonderful constants in all of our lives.  Outside of that, it’s business as usual as we go through some of the tried and true bits (with a twist or two thrown in) while enjoying a new and delightful strain.  So enjoy kiddies!  I know we did.

As always, don’t forget to reach out to us on our FB and Insta pages as well as webelongdeadpod@gmail.com .

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Got a nice surprise for ya this week folks as we get the oft mentioned Chris into the studio for our two year anniversary episode!  And not only do we have a guest in the studio, but we dust off some old classic bits as we get back in the swing of things.  So enjoy and let us know what you think by shooting us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com or on our Facebook and Instagram pages.

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“What, you didn’t like my Tyler Perry?”

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And we’re back from our mini hiatus kiddies!  I’ll wait while the applause dies down…..

Now back to business!  We’re back to our normal format with a few exceptions that will surely return soon.  So sit back and enjoy as we gently violate your earholes with our sweet, dulcet tones.

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We’re switching it up this week kiddies. Instead of a regular episode, we bring you a running commentary for the oft overlooked and underrated From Beyond!  Hope you enjoy it and stick around for when we’re back to our regular episodes.

And don’t forget to send us some love at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and check out our Facebook and Instagram pages.

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We’re switching it up this week kiddies. Instead of a regular episode, we bring you a running commentary for the oft overlooked and underrated From Beyond!  Hope you enjoy it and stick around for when we’re back to our regular episodes.

And don’t forget to send us some love at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and check out our Facebook and Instagram pages.

And for the love of Rosemary’s baby, go over to Pseudo Ludo’s site and throw some cash their way! http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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And we’re back in the studio boils and ghouls!  We get back into the normal swing of things this week as we talk shop, horror news, shit we’ve watched, and we’ve got a brand spankin new Horror Block with all kinds of goodies for ya!  Also, we give you play by play of the mayhem that was this year’s Scares That Care weekend convention.

Like what you hear?  Give us a shoutout on our Facebook page, our new Instagram @webelongdeadpod, and at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.

And as always give our sponsors some love at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/.  Lucifer knows they deserve it!

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IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! It’s the episode you you’ve all been waiting for as we sat down at our second annual live show at Scares That Care!  Now keep in mind this is a live show in a large (and packed, natch)room instead of a studio, so the audio quality may be a little less than you’ve come to expect from us.  But it turned out pretty damn well and we got some great interviews from Jenna Manson and John Boden, some great audience participation, and an all around good time that we’re so happy to finally get out to you listeners.

Hope you enjoy and please reach out to us with any ideas, notes, or praise at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.  Also, check out our brand spanking new Instagram account @webelongdeadpod

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It’s so close we can fuckin’ taste it!  As you can probably tell, Lono and Ian are beyond stoked to head to Williamsburg and do our second annual live episode.  This is a shorter ep just to get us in the mood and let you know how you can keep up with us and the status of our potential live stream setup.  So we hope you enjoy the mini episode and are looking forward to seeing you at the live show in a couple days!

Any feedback or ideas for the live show?  Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and we may use it and totally take credit for the idea!  Also, as always, don’t forget to show our sponsor some monetary affection at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

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Here it is boils and ghouls, the last regular episode before we FINALLY head off to Scares that Care!  So enjoy the quality that you’ve come to expect before we flood your feed with con related goodness.

And as always, send us feedback at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and check out our sponsor Pseudo Ludo at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/ !

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Got another great show coming your way as we count down the days to Scares That Care!  Word Sneak makes it’s triumphant comeback, Lone and Ian do a tag team pitch, and much more.

Don’t forget to send us some feedback at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and be sure to send some love to our sponsor Pseudo Ludo at http://pseudoludo.bigcartel.com/

“My third eye is fuckin burning.”

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It’s a more laid back episode this week as we just do some general housekeeping, have some interesting collecting-related discussions, and go over some plans for the future.  But fear not!  We wouldn’t post it if it wasn’t up to par with what you’ve come to expect so far.  So enjoy and we’ll see you next episode!

And for the love of sweet, sweet baby Lucifer, send us some feedback on our Facebook page and at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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Here we go again kiddies!  We’ve got quite a bit in store for your listening pleasure on this episode.  We go through all the movies that both Lono and Ian have watched lately (ranging from the fantastic to the abysmal), a fantastic reboot that your hosts have been itching to put together, as well as all the other bits that you’ve come to know and love.  So oh so gently place us in your ear holes and enjoy another horrific episode of We Belong Dead!

And don’t forget to send us thoughts and feedback on the Facebook page or our email at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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It’s the episode you’ve all been waiting for!  It’s the event that Lono and Ian have been droning on about for the last 15 shows!  It is, FINALLY, the Ghost spectacular!!!  Tune in now and see if it was worth all the hubbub and salivating that the boys has been creating for quite some time now (spoilers, it abso-fucking-lutely was).

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Welcome back once again to another episode of We Belong Dead!  We’ve got some old classics with some new spins for ya this week as we go through the bits that you’ve come to know and love.  That includes a big budget recast for a fantastic flick with a meager budget that both Lono and Ian are quite proud of!  But don’t think of the changes as “remakes”, but more “re-imaginings” 🙂

And as always, don’t forget to reach out to us and send us feedback on our Facebook page and at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com!

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We’ve got a shorter episode this week but we have some big things a’doin for the future!  And that’s not including the upcoming Ghost concert and Scares that Care!  But never fear, we still go through a couple of our tried and true bits including a dip into the good ol Fez of Fear.  So back, relax, and enjoy the show!

And don’t forget to reach out to us on Facebook or at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.

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Due to some technical difficulties, some of our oh so loyal listeners may not have gotten to access this episode after we posted it.  And we wouldn’t want to deprive you of that, now would we?  Enjoy!

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Howdy Kids!  Get ready for another heaping helping of horror goodness from you pals Lono and Ian.  We’ve got the normal bits including a recast featuring one of the lankiest bastards of the horror realm, Pumpkinhead! We’ve also got some groovy tunes and all the other goodies you’ve come to expect from us, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

And don’t forget to send us some love/feedback at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com!

“Get yo shit ate.”

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Got a real scorcher for you this time kiddies! Things go back to normal as we are sans special guest this week but never fear, we’ve got all kinds of goodies for ya. The main highlight being our surprisingly robust recast of one of John Carpenter’s most disturbing and underrated tales. Followed up by a gangly FMK, a diminutive Versus, and so much more to get your nethers all aflutter. So tune in, enjoy, and we’ll be back soon with all kinds of things to fill your hearts with glee next time!

Also, don’t forget to give us a shoutout on our WBD Facebook page or shoot us a message at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

“Dick Miller is: the calliope.”

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You’ve lucked out again kiddies! We’ve got another guest this week and this time it’s *gasp* a woman! Yes the brownie queen herself, Sam is in to share her wisdom and chuckle to herself as she quietly judges we two horror nerds. We go through our usual bits, recast a Sam Raimi classic, and wrap it up with Sam and Ian tackling a chilling new movie pitch.

And for the love of sweet Zombie Christ, don’t forget to send your ideas , praises, and curses to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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HOLY SHIT.  Dispatches from the Weird is BACK with a BRAND NEW season.  In this action packed season opener we discuss the History of Dispatches and Church of the Holy Weirdo.  We let you in on our artistic process as filmmakers.  We discuss all the future movie ideas that are floating around in the ether of our collective minds.  We also play a hilarious new game, and go apeshit over a stupid fucking Buzzfeed video about women asking stereotypical questions that don’t make any sense.

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Salutations faithful horror junkies and welcome back to another episode of We Belong Dead! We’ve got a very special episode for you as it’s not only our 25th, but we have a very special guest this week: Mr. Corey Loomis himself, Steven! We go through the tried and true bits that you love so dearly while doing a retrospective on a series that’s very close to our guest’s putrid little heart. So sit back, relax, and relish the fact that you have someone else’s voice besides Lono and Ian. Also, as always, don’t forget to give us some feedback on our Facebook page or at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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We’ve got quite an episode for ya this week! Chock full of the usual segments, insights, and somewhat medicated horror centric musings. Also, we finally get around to wrapping up a recast that we’ve been threatening to do for months. So listen up and then let us know what you think at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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Get ready for a good one kiddies, as We Belong Dead creeps back into your ear holes for another round of horror hilarity! Prepare to plunge into the depths of the Frightful Fez, shiver with anticipation as we finally bring back Fuck/Marry/Kill, and get ready to scream “blasphemy” as we recast one of the most loved horror classics of all time. And we wrap it up with Ian giving his take on the origin story of a certain much loved band.

And please, refrain from reaching out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and on our FB page. It’s getting super overwhelming…..

“Twooo puddins.”

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Welcome back folks! We’ve got quite the show for you today as we wade hip deep into the world of horror and bring you all the gruesome content that you’ve come to expect from us. We grasp into the Frightful Fez, have a rather strange Versus, and recast a criminally underrated film from cinema’s past before hearing Lono’s horror version of an Avengers-esque super film. All that and more, so enjoy! And don’t forget to tell us how much you love us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and on the newly minted WBD Facebook page!

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This is a bit of a one-off episode folks. Essentially this is what it is like to hang out with Lono and Ian for a couple hours. No games, no topics, no bits. Simply getting baked and talking horror off the tops of our heads, with the added bonus of an episode-long journey that finds Lono trying to decide whether or not to spend $250 on a VIP Meet and Greet ticket to see the amazing band, Ghost! There is a bit of a disappointing, M. Night-ish twist and Lono goes a bit “me, me, me”, but all in all a fun little experiment, so fire up a number, pour a glass and make yer earholes comfy for penetration!

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We Belong Dead: Ep. 21 (aka: The Ghost Debacle)

This is a bit of a one-off episode folks. Essentially this is what it is like to hang out with Lono and Ian for a couple hours. No games, no topics, no bits. Simply getting baked and talking horror off the tops of our heads, with the added bonus of an episode-long journey that finds Lono trying to decide whether or not to spend $250 on a VIP Meet and Greet ticket to see the amazing band, Ghost! There is a bit of a disappointing, M. Night-ish twist and Lono goes a bit “me, me, me”, but all in all a fun little experiment, so fire up a number, pour a glass and make yer earholes comfy for penetration!

And be sure to join the We Belong Dead Facebook Fan Page!

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Aaaand we’re back! After another brief hiatus, Lono and Ian have returned to give our loyal listeners the horror goodness that they so fervently crave. This is a music heavy episode as we lament the loss of legends Lemmy Kilmister and David Bowie. But don’t worry, we’ve still got all your favorite bits as we have a fresh versus, the newly monikered Fright Fez, a recast for what’s probably the most bananas movie that we’ve tackled so far, and then we wrap it up with Ian’s THC laced movie pitch. Enjoy!

And since we’ve gotten soooo much feedback from our listeners at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com , we’ve decided to give you another way to get in touch with us. Now you can check us out on our newly minted We Belong Dead Facebook page! Like, share, and join that shit and keep an eye out for news, articles for discussion, and random funny stuff to whet your appetite between episodes.

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After a bit of a hiatus, your favorite horror crazed cinephiles are indeed back and better than ever! We’re bringing the back all of the classics with Vs., The Hat Game (with a new and improved hat!), a “tasty” recast, and one of the best Lono pitched movie ideas to date. And don’t forget to send us your feedback! Whether you have ideas for Vs., recasts, Fuck/Marry/Kill, or just wanna tell us how generally fuckin cool we are, shoot us an email at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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In this episode save Christmas by solving real world problems.  We discuss the best Christmas movies.  Ben’s tries to keep up as his mind starts working slower than Richie and Aaron’s minds.  And we dust off the D20’s and play a special CHRISTMAS themed edition of Dispatches and Dragons!  And remember.  #isisquitit

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At long last, the fabled, nearly lost, recorded months ago, “We Belong Dead” podcast SPECIAL, and the subject is one near and dear to our greasy little hearts, CHILDHOOD HORROR! Those movies you were too young to see, but did anyway, even if it meant weeks of nightmares! Those creepy TV shows you just had to watch every week, even though afterward you just KNEW there was something evil lurking in all the dark nooks and crannies of your room! So spill it friends, fans, listeners, and horror geeks and tell us YOUR favorite film or TV series from when ya were a kid and why ya loved it and we will discuss it right  there on the next show! Drop us as line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and always remember to “raise a glass, to a new world of gods and monsters!”

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Welcome back boils and ghouls! It’s the episode you’ve all been waiting for (in a slightly more timely fashion than last year), our annual 31 Days of Horror Show! This episode is a little more streamlined than usual as most of our normal show bits set aside so that we can cram as much horror movie goodness into on show as possible. But don’t worry, we throw in a couple groovy tunes for good measure too. So I hope you’re prepared to hear two horror “experts” ramble about 60 or so flicks for the next 4 hours! Otherwise, you can go listen to Werewolf Ambulance or something, I don’t give a fuck.

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In this episode, we are joined by Dispatches from the Weird’s own local professional wrestling phenom “Dancin” Steven Smith.  he shares his personal stories of professional wrestling training.  Ben shares his experiences and hallucinations from taking anti-depressants.  Mark Warmer invents to popomatic bubble.  And we ressurect the Bamboo Pole Trivia game!

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Alright guys and ghouls, we’ve got a special treat to fill your greasy little hearts with glee! For this year’s Halloween Spookfuckular we have given you not one, but TWO film commentaries as we tackle the fantastic Tales from the Crypt flicks Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood! So sit back, relax, and listen as two horror loving stoners talk about everything up to and including nipple play, poorly executed double entendres, and the wonderment of our patron saint Dick Miller.

Enjoy!

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This week we offer up a streamlined episode as we’ve already got all kinds of other goodies headed your way very soon! We start off on a bittersweet note (no, nobody died this week that we know of) as we bid farewell to our favorite horror themed musical act, Harley Poe. Then we bring back our Versus and Hat Game and then continue to ramble and muse on random goings on and our own recent horror acquisitions.

So sit back and enjoy and we promise big things are coming your way soon! And for Scrimm’s sake, give us some feedback on iTunes and webelongdeadpod@gmail.com !

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It’s yet again on a sad note that we begin this week’s episode as we discuss a titan of the industry (whom Lono may or may not have talked shit about last week) who has fallen, Mr. Wes Craven. After drying our eyes and pouring out a sip of our Arnold Palmers, we get back into the swing of things with the shenanigans that you keep coming back for. This week we spotlight David Cronenberg and find out that on of our hosts is a big ol pussy when it comes to body horror (hint: it ain’t Ian), play a trailer for THE summer horror flick, and the still unofficially titled Hat Game makes its triumphant return. Also, we do our first ever De-Cast where only one of the hosts was actually prepared (hint: again, it ain’t Ian). So sit back and enjoy this week’s episode and give us some feedback at webelongdead@gmail.com or we’ll send Wes to come haunt your dreams!

“Body horror grosses me out! Makes me hook my collar and go ‘ewwl ewwl'” – Richie

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In this episode we discuss whether or not we are Tough Enough.  We also muse about the importance of old television show theme songs and how desperately Dispatches from the Weird needs an 80’s tv show theme song.  Get to work, fans.  Also, MORE Dungeons and Dragons!  Richie also got a paper wallet.

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Hey kiddies, we’ve got a helluva show for you this time! Hope you like our recast segment because this week’s is one for the ages. We’ve finally gotten to one of the most seminal zombie flicks of all time, Return of the Living Dead! This is probably the most extensive recast that we’ve done, so be sure not to miss it. But that’s not all! We’ve also got a director’s spotlight, Lono pitches his ideal vampire flick, and Ian gets shamed for his summer horror pick. All that and more in this week’s We Belong Dead! Also for the love of sweet baby Christ, reach out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com! “Joel Silver? More like Joel Schumacher amirite?”

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WBD Episode 15

This week we say goodbye to another goliath of the entertainment industry, Mr. Rowdy Roddy Piper. Then after Ian and Lono fix their running mascara (damn it the package said waterproof!) it’s back to business as usual. We do a director spotlight on the incredibly talented Don Coscarreli, recast Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and then Lono gets us in the mood to go swimming with his summer horror movie pick of Shockwaves.

As always if you like what you hear or have some feedback, give us a shout over at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com.

“He sounds like a mix between Jack White and John Belushi!” -Ian

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Here, in 3 parts, broken up by 3 AC/DC songs (to annoy Ian), is every audio missive the boys recorded during their historic trip to Williamsburg. Warts and all, drunk, stoned,exhausted, excited,and raw, these are the thoughts of yer 2 fearless hosts, nervous before the live show, drunk in the afterglow, and crazed after a surprise interview with a horror icon!!! Scares that Care, we love you beyond words, and cannot wait until next year!

Be sure to check out and support a GREAT cause! And make yer plans to attend next year’s convention and buy us drinks!!!

Click here to FIGHT REAL MONSTERS!

http://scaresthatcare.org/

Click here to get all yer shit ready for next year!!!

http://scaresthatcareweekend.com/
-LONO

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We told you for weeks we would do it, and NOW, here it is, the WBD EXCLUSIVE conversation with the icon of Lycanthropy, David (FREAKING) Naughton! Mr. Naughton gave us about 30min. on the last day of the STC con, to pick his brain about everything from An American Werewolf in London, his guest spot on Holliston, and Midnight Madness to the brilliantly underrated Brutal Massacre, The Sleeping Car, his current show, the rather spooky cold war-era exercise in paranoia, Granite Flats and the forthcoming all-stars of horror flick, The Gathering! We cannot thank David Naughton enough, and urge you to now, kick back, stay off the moors, press play and be a pepper, as We Belong Dead picks the brain of one of the nicest guys in the genre!

FIGHT REAL MONSTERS!!!:

http://scaresthatcare.org/

GEAR UP FOR NEXT YEAR’S CONVENTION!!!:

http://scaresthatcareweekend.com/
-LONO

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We Belong Dead: LIVE at the Scares That Care Weekend Convention!!!

The FIRST ever LIVE show for your favorite horror punks, Lono and Ian, finds them smack dab in colonial Williamsburg, VA for the 2nd annual SCARES THAT CARE Weekend Convention! Join the boys as they try their damndest to entertain a crowd of raucous (and mostly drunk!) horror freaks, with the aid of Indie horror mogul, Mike Lombardo! Hear Lono get increasingly sloshed as the crowd tries to crucify him for daring to dislike The Babadook (ugh!), gasp as no one is familiar with the greatest trailer of all-time (Maximum Overdrive)! And shriek as we throw horror-ific prizes to the bloodthirsty masses! As chaotic and unhinged as you would expect from WBD, we, and even you, dear listeners, were lucky to get out alive!!!

The rousing success of our first live venture would not have been possible without:

SCARES THAT CARE:

http://scaresthatcare.org/

http://scaresthatcareweekend.com/

PLEASE check out and support Joe and the folks over at StC, they are remarkable people and a truly important and wonderful cause! Help fight REAL monsters!

Mike Lombardo:

http://www.reelsplatter.com/

Reel Splatter is horror from the heart! Granted it’s from the dark, twisted heart of Mike Lombardo, but I cannot urge you enough to check them out, you WON’T be disappointed!

Jenna Manson:

http://www.curiousgoods.bigcartel.com/artist/jenna-manson

Ah, Jenna, owner of my soul, and most incredible model/photographer in existence! She is the top of the top! All you pervy little horror freaks are gonna LOVE her prints, I know I do!

Harley Poe:

https://www.facebook.com/harleypoe

The perfect horror/folk-punk band! If you don’t know Harley Poe, click here at once! And while yer at it, let them AND Scares That Care know you NEED Harley Poe to play at next year’s con!

Also 1000 thank yous to Jake Calland, for being our phantom engineer and Ben Smith for everything he ALWAYS does!

Please enjoy, spread us around, tell yer friends, tell yer enemies, send all love and hate to webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and STC, we will see you next year!!!

-LONO

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Hey there loyal listeners! This week Lono and Ian change things up a bit in preparation for Scares That Care weekend. We go over some news and ramble a bit in typical WBD fashion, but then we go on to spend the rest of the episode going over what’s coming up this weekend. We go over events, guest lists, and just some general ideas for how to get YOU involved at the con. With some cool tunes thrown in for good measure of course. Have any contest ideas for us at the con? Are you gonna be there and wanna know how to track your favorite heroic hosts at the event? Drop us a line at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and let us know!

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In this week’s episode of We Belong Dead, we reveal some big news because WE’RE DOING A LIVE PANEL SHOW AT SCARES THAT CARE!!! WOOOOO!!!……ahem… We also get almost as excited as that as we geek out over the newly released Ash Vs. Evil Dead trailer (seriously, this looks perfect) and go over some other horror news as well. And to keep that AvsED train rolling, our director spotlight is on none other than Mr. Sam Raimi. We then proceed to recast the fantastic In the Mouth of Madness, Lono discusses his twisted summer flick pick, we play some groovy tunes, and then wrap up the show with one of the best movie pitches to date. And the pitch is orchestrated by none other than Mr. Modern Goldilocks himself – Lono! No, really! And don’t forget, if you wanna send some ideas for the con or just general ramblings our way shoot it over to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com “So I watched The Incredible Mr. Feebs last night.” – Ian

“Goddamn it.” -Lono

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Back from the seemingly dead, here, at long last, is a fresh, and I mean “fresh” episode of that wacked-out wonder you just can’t keep outta yer ears, RADIO: LONO returns!!! The nearly lost “Drunk Episode” is now yers, in all it’s scattershot glory!

Joining Lono in the studio is the oft mentioned, sexy wild woman of West Virginia, Pistol! Who knows how crazy it gets, how belligerent Lono becomes, or how much damage has been done to the general public by letting this one escape! Seriously, we got pretty stinkin’ drunk, so hopefully this is a fun one for you guys, too!

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Is 13 truly unlucky? Or is that all just a big ol pile of horse shit? Find out today on the newest episode of We Belong Dead!

This week we go over some horror news, pimp out Shudder.com, do a long overdue director spotlight on John Carpenter. Then we recast the fantastic vampire flick Near Dark. And we end with Ian’s first utter failure with a movie pitch. We’re talking Lono’s Goldilocks bad here people.

All that and more on this week’s We Belong Dead! And reach out to is at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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Once again our intrepid hosts are forced to being an episode by paying tribute to another great lost force in the genre, Art Weingertner himself, the awesome Rick Ducommun. Further along in this trip, Lono reveals his classy invitation to help beta test AMC’s streaming horror service, SHUDDER! Ian forces Lono to borrow a werewolf film starring Mario Van Peebles! With his music choice this week, Ian opens many Doors while bringing out early-mid 90’s band impressions from Lono! We actually have a slew of horror news (and Ian explains exactly what a “slew” entails)! Our director spotlight this week is the inimitable Brian Yuzna (and Lono brings a lot of love to frequent Yuzna collaborator, and too often overlooked artist, Screaming Mad George!). Lono then kicks off our summer horror trailers with a great Corman classic. Our heroes try our best to sidestep racism while re-cast Big Trouble in Little China! What would Alan Moore sound like when singing “Aqualung” at karaoke? Find out here! Lono unleashes Unknown Hinson on the listeners, and at LONG LAST has a pretty damned good pitch to Ian, with many twists, turns,and a great Rob Zombie tune no one knows! The boys wrap things up by reading waaay too many of their own tweets (sorry!) and encourage you all, as always, to send us yer salt! Trailer requests, FMK games, Critiques, Desires, and all that other junk, throw it all over to webelongdeadpod@gmail.com and, of course, 1000 thank yous for listening!

“And as always…what am I doing?” -Lono

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In this episode we discuss the current gay marriage situation and the rebel flag goings-ons.  And Nathan Potatoe and Kerras get down on some Minotaur Mage dungeon action.

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We kick off this episode with the unfortunate tradition of spotlighting a horror film titan who has left us while leaving behind a great body of work. This week the great Sir Christopher Lee has passed on and we spend some time celebrating his career.

Then we move on to brighter topics by doing a director spotlight on the often disregarded but nonetheless talented Jeff Burr, recast the fantastically grotesque Dead Alive, and then Ian gets Lono all aflutter with his pitch for Re-Animator 4.

All this and more on this week’s We Belong Dead. And give us a shout at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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Lock your brain in the cell with Joe, and his friends as they discuss different topics that may include; metal and punk music, good movies, awesome comics, horror, and crazy life events that will either make you laugh or simply piss you off. So grab your favorite beverage or smoke of choice and tune in to this chaos…

Joining Joe on this premiere episode is Podcast Mogul & Founder of Church of the Holy Weirdo, Lono Mojo!!!

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Get ready to feast your ear holes on another heaping serving of We Belong Dead!

This week we get hyped for Scares That Care, do a director spotlight on Rob Zombie (fuck you, he’s awesome), and finish off our recast of the Clive Barker trifecta with Nightbreed! We also bring you some groovy tunes and cap off the show with a really interesting pitch by the one and only Lono.

Also, don’t forget to reach out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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Hi ho kiddies! Get ready for another twisted episode of We Belong Dead!

This week we start things off by going over quite a bit of horror news for once! Crazy right? We’ve got quite a bit of cool stuff headed your way with a director spotlight on Guillermo del Toro (of Hellboy 2 fame, natch), we recast part two of our three part Barker movie streak with Lord of Illusions, and then we cap it off with a movie pitch of epic proportions. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

And don’t think I’ve forgotten about listener feedback! I’m gonna keep tellin ya until it’s drilled into your thick little skulls, but you can reach us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. SO DO IT ALREADY!!!

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In this triumphant return of Dispatches from the Weird we crank out some more epic D&Dness with the help of Ian from the podcasts “We belong Dead” and “RIJCAST”.

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Hold onto your hats kiddies, we’ve got a special episode for ya! This week we have our first (technically returning) special guest as Jake from RIJcast stops by to discuss his newly acquired horror expertise.

Jake took on the monumental task of burning through every Friday the 13th flick for the first time ever (yes, even that one) and we go through them all with him to do a play by play analysis. Then we go through the other flicks that Ian made Jake watch a’la A Clockwork Orange. Next we all recast a flick that’s near and dear to all of our hearts, the Clive Barker classic Hellraiser. Then we wrap up by having our oh so special guest give us the grooviest horror pitch to date!

So enjoy the show and for the love of god send us some feedback at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com before Lono has a mental breakdown. Trust me, that won’t end well for any of us.

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Join us on this episode of We Belong Dead as your faithful hosts Lono and Ian realize that they’re officially old as hell. That’s ok though, because we’re moving closer and closer to Crypt Keeper status!

This week we talk about live panel shows, discuss horror legend Malcolm McDowell for a bit, and get into some projects that we are (tentatively) stoked about. We also do a director spotlight on Stuart Gordon and cap it off with the most unintentionally hilarious movie pitch to date.

We hope you enjoy and reach out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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We Belong Dead #6

Welcome back to another episode of We Belong Dead, the podcast your momma warned you about. We’ve got some real treats for you this week as Ian makes his triumphant medicated return while he and Lono tackle the big issues. We get into some news before we spotlight a director who had a huge impact on our childhoods, and follow it up with a recast for the best werewolf movie of all time (no, not Wolf Cop). Then we cap it all off with Ian’s movie pitch of the week with some…interesting casting choices. All that and more on this week’s We Belong Dead.

And don’t forget to reach out to us at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com! There could be something in it for ya.

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The triumphant return of Dispatches from the Weird is here.  Brand new season.  Brand new chaos.  In this episode we break in the new podcasting studio, we try to explain, once again, WHY this is a brand new season of DFTW.  We discuss racially charged issues, the awesomeness of George Takei, and the sexiness of 50 shades of Modok.  We’re also joined by VARIOUS celebrity guests!  So enjoy this Alaskan thunderfuck-fueled season kickoff episode.

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Welcome to an all new and frightful episode of We Belong Dead!

This week, your horror hosts take on all kinds of spooky subjects! We’ve got news, we’ve got reviews, we’ve got seasonally appropriate movie viewings. Next, this episode has one of the best horror recasts to date as we tackle a seminal (as in “strong” and “influential”, not the other one) horror cinema classic. Then to top it all off, Lono pitches a film that gets Ian all aflutter. All this and more on Episode 5 of We Belong Dead!

And don’t forget to give us some feedback at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com . We love that shit.

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Consider this a preview of things to come from the NEW season of Dispatches from the Weird.  Season 6…COMING SOON.

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Welcome back to a new and frightful edition of We Belong Dead!

In Episode 4, we delve into a smorgasbord of horror delights! We talk horror news including some new (if somewhat disappointing) footage from a beloved flick, some upcoming releases, and just general horror headlines. Next up is a regrettable recast that leaves both Lono and Ian feeling dirty and ashamed. And to top it off, we end with an original movie pitch that’s…well, it’s actually pretty damn good.

Like the show? Love it? Loathe it? Let us know by sending us some feedback via webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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When last we left our horrendous heroes, Lono and Ian were mapping out part 2 of their trek through all that is grotesque for their 31 Days of Horror!

In this week’s episode, in as timely and topical a fashion as ever, we go through what we consider to be the best and most important horror milestones of 2014. We talk movies, TV, books, and all kinds of other horror projects to delight your putrid little minds! And to top it all off, we do a recast for one of our favorite horror movies of all time.

Anything we missed for the year? Wanna send us some general feedback? Write us a review on iTunes or shoot us an email at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com

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At long last we can all rejoice as Lono has decided to FINALLY release episode 2 part 2 of his ongoing horror-chat journey, We Belong Dead! In this extra saucy 2-parter, Lono and his trusty co-pilot Ian sift thru the 62 films they gorged on throughout the wicked month of Oct, way back in 2014! Were any of your picks on their lists? Plug this delicious little tart of a podcast into yer deviant little brain and find out! Long-winded AND pretentious? Always.

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In this special EXTRA LONG episode of Dispatches from the weird we take a hit to our electrical systems in a surpise attack that was probably launched by ISIS.  But we recover and we prep Richie the noob for his grand foray in to the world that is Dungeons and Dragons.  Join Nathan Potatoe the sorcerer and Kerras the drunken dwarven cleric as they stumble in to their first level 1 adventure in the Tomb of the Minotaur!

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At long last we can all rejoice as Lono has decided to FINALLY release episode 2 of his ongoing horror-chat journey, We Belong Dead! In this extra saucy 2-parter, Lono and his trusty co-pilot Ian sift thru the 62 films they gorged on throughout the wicked month of Oct, way back in 2014! Were any of your picks on their lists? Plug this delicious little tart of a podcast into yer deviant little brain and find out! Long-winded AND pretentious? Always.

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In this episode we discuss the carney-like origins of the Church of Satan, where Lou Bega currently is in his career, proper etiquette when stealing money, and how much Ben learned about himself at the local Pokemon trading card game tournaments.  We also play a new improv game called “Rory’s story cubes.”

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Aaron and Ben forget what podcast they’re on and keep trying to derail the conversation with geeky shit. Richie finally watched Guardians of the Galaxy and gives his thoughts. Ben gives dishes on his negative experience watching TUSK, and we talk about what REAL podcasting is. Listen. Tell your friends. Share, like, repost. We ARE groot.

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In this special Semi-lost episode of Dispatches from the Weird Ben explains to Richie how awesome Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is.  They also flip out over how awesome the title tracks for both the animated and live action Robin Hood movies are.  Ben explains how he catfished a bunch of online rpg’ers.  Also, HOT BUTTON returns.

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This podcast just had its insurance rates drop.  Thats right.  Episode twenty five!  We delve in to some serious talk at first, breakign it down in to some real, real shit.  It gets slightly depressing, but also slightly uplifting.  It was necessary.  It won’t make you cry.  But it also wont make you feel good.  Or will it?  Richie also explains his recent journey in to the world of witchraft and wizardry where he watched all 8 Harry Potter movies in a single weekend for the first time.  His thoughts in this pod!  Also, we tackle some HOT BUTTON current events that we have no real interest in.  Check it out.  Easily Cael Donk’s favorite episode of Dispatches from the Weird.

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Happy Halloween, you nasty bastards.  Ben and Richie pop out an epic piece of podcast gold in this special, annual, sexual, Halloween SPOOKFUCKULAR!  The blob remake is watched and discussed at full length.  Gooey blob bits devouring fleshy bodies.  Mocking Jay doritos are devoured by Ben at blob-like speeds.  Richie defends rambunctious, destructive teens.  And a special visit from a Midjun Vampire!

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Special guests up in this episode!  We are joined by special guest Ian from Rijcast, and studio audience Pink Ranger.  Ben details his experiences at a basement tatoo party.  Richie is introduced to the glory of Midi files.  Ben cries about his beard envy, and the Ghostbusters Midi file trivia game is played.  This time around the prize is evil.  Evil beyond evil.

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In the shadowy distance, under a crimson red moon, the rebellious hollerin’ of 3 warriors approaching echoes. As they trudge along the swampy darkness, leaving in their wake, scorched earth and shattered hearts, the “innocent” among us weep, as the sinners grin in wicked wicked abandon…

No wait…

…oh damn.

#KokomoDrifter

That’s my bad. Turns out Lono’s ridiculously stoned, Ben finally speaks on CwtW (about one of his favorite subjects, CUSTOM TOYS!), and Joe Whiteford remains his cool and hilarious self as…

HARLEY (MUTHAFUCKIN’) POE RETURNS AS THE FIRST EVA 2-TIME GUEST!!!

The multi-faceted Joe Whiteword once again graces us with his enigmatic presence, and delivers ALL the upcoming news about Harley Poe, his bad-ass custom figure and sculpting ventures, and most things in-between! But more than that, this is a fun, rambling, silly, goofy and sexy as fuck podcast with 3 pals talking about movies, music, art, and giving each other enough proverbial shit to start a proverbial shit FACTORY!

So crank up yer copy of Pagan Holiday, roll up a #, and come chill with yer 3 beasties, Lono, Ben, and Joe!

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In this episode we are joined by the infamous Walt Winfrey, champion of nipple clamps, who helps us jump through the podcast hoops of peril as we discuss such great topics as depression, the death of Rob Williams, Ice bucket challenges, chip clips on dicks, and the underground culture growing behind the e-cigarette.  We also play the newly re-named “Vince McMahon You’re fired Trivia Game”.

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Love keeps us together in this episode as frequent contributer Aaron joins us for this night’s debauchery.  Lono reviews the new horror app sensation called “The Crypt”.  We discuss the horror and terror of finding snakes.  Lono lists all the many times he’s seen naked black people.  And we geek out over the Dune move that never was.  So kick back and listen to this sexy piece of podcast ass.  Who knows…maybe you’ll get lucky.

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WE BELONG DEAD: Ep. 1

At long last, the maiden voyage of a podcast series 36 years in the making, lifelong horror-geek and self-proclaimed small-town podcast mogul, Lono, now unearths for the masses his first ever horror-ONLY podcast, “We Belong Dead”!!! Taking on a new co-pilot every show, Lono will guide you through the good, the bad, the bad-good,the bad-bad and the “seriously this is not good” of horror news, upcoming releases in film, home video, literature, art, music and even the occasional game! But he doesn’t stop there, adding in well-crafted, artisan top 3 questions, musical interludes, and macabre games, the sinister Lord Lono strives to make this truly a horror podcast FOR the Horror geeks BY the horror geeks! Episode 1’s co-pilot is a seasoned horror fan you know and love from RIJcast, and Episode ? of Radio: LONO, it is none other than the Mighty Ian!!!
As with every maiden voyage (as proven by the abysmal Ep. 1 of Radio: LONO!), this is where we find our groove, and get a grip on what needs to be improved and even excised from future shows. In other words, this is Lono way too stoned, rambling nervously, working out kinks! But hey it’s ep. 1, RAW and SQUISHY!

So come on in, and we will to!

ENJOY!

And raise a glass “to a new world of gods and monsters!”

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In this episode we ask you tome come sail away with us to another world were we can rely on eachother. Uh huh. From one corner to another. Uh huh. We also discuss the rappings of former rapper Pras, and the cookie monster-like rhymes of the late great Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Lono calls out pregnant women for being lazy. Ben questions the proper amount of spooge to spooge. We also discuss just how doctors go about making Vaginas. Listen and enjoy.

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You know him…you tolerate him…And now he’s in the studio with Lono, spinning some of his own favorite tracks to get all you sinners shakin’ and squealin’!!! That’s right, this week the infrequent Carl joins Lono to co-pilot you through the grime and muck that makes up the music we here in the bunker just can’t live without! All yer favorite staples are here INCLUDING a sing-a-long, as Carl proves that he is FAR more brave than Ian as he joins Lono in belting out a number or two! Again the track list for this week’s soundtrack is being kept in the vault, but I promise it is both cheesy AND fantastic! So crank up yer device, pop yer buds in and feast on some rambling and some damned fine tunes found ONLY right here on Radio: LONO!

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